|Meeting with:||I love generous gentleman|
|Color of my hair:||I've short crisp hair|
|My Sign of the zodiac:||I'm Aries|
|What is my figure features:||I'm quite muscular|
|I prefer to drink:||Tequila|
|What I like to listen:||My favourite music latin|
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I ain't movin that! Yo momma so old She pre-ordered the bible.
Yo momma so fat Your father left the house just so he could be far enough to see her entirely. Yo momma so dumb Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl. Yo momma Yo momma's so fat, her measurements areand that's just her left arm.
Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued She's world-wide.
Kinda like yo momma. She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit. Yo momma is so vegan and fat Yo momma is so literal You still have the scar from when she threw you under the bus.
Yo momma is so ugly That your father no longer finds her attractive and I am seriously concerned about the health of their marriage. Yo momma is so lazy Yo momma is so lazy that when she died and went to heaven, god told her to climb the stairway to enter and she said no. for more information. She disrupted international commerce when she went swimming in Suez Canal. Yo momma is so stupid She studied for a drug test.
This joke may contain profanity. Yo momma's so fat United airlines employees said " let the goddamn computer choose someone else. YO momma so nasty She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh. Yo momma is so fat Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma cooks so bad The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
A rooster says cockadoodledoo Yo momma says anycocklldo.
Yo momma so fat Doctors say she has a flesh eating bacteria Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water. My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake. People are strongly attracted to yo momma because of her gravitational force. Yo momma is so ugly Walmart started requiring her to wear a face mask 10 years before they even heard of coronavirus.
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She broke the branch in her family tree! Yo momma defies the laws of economics She's got plenty of supply, but there's absolutely no demand. Yo momma so fat the only date she can get is a windows update. Yo momma's so fat, she's like a Boeing Max 8. What's the difference between yo momma and a rooster? Yo momma is so old The snap chat baby filter makes her look 40! Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there.
Yo momma's privates are like Mars It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it. There are 3, parallel universes where I have sex with yo momma. Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled "Who turned off the furnace"!
In honor of today, what's your best "yo mama" joke?
Just like yo momma does in bed. So then god sent her to hell. The barman asks Is this some kind of joke? I know it's a terrible yo momma She is considered a carbohydrate based life form. The government cancelled her for being a mass gathering.
Yo momma so dumb She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl. A good "yo momma" joke works on multiple levels. Yo momma so fat she doesn't need the web.
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24 "yo momma" jokes that are so bad they're actually good
Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts. Yo momma so fat. She slept on a memory foam mattress and it never forgot. Another Yo Momma joke. Just like yo momma. Yo momma is so big that I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures.
At the slightest of trouble, she throws herself at the ground screaming, killing all people riding her.