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Marcus Copeland : Take good care of him. My coochie's doing a beatbox!
We can do this ourselves. Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something! Kevin Copeland : [ as Brittany Wilson ] Oh, no, you didn't?
Agent Jake Harper : Gomez, l told you. Lisa : I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig. Kevin Copeland : How about this? Marcus Copeland : [ as Tiffany Wilson ] Squeeze me? The betrayal.
Lisa : Hi, I'm Cellulite Sally, look at my huge ba-donkey. Purse Snatcher : Jesus, lady! Marcus Copeland : Look, man Latrell Spencer : Negro, please.
Why don't you take you and your " pick-up lines," climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building, beat on your big old monkey chest, and then jump off? And look where it's gotten me, Kevin. Latrell Spencer : She don't know it yet But that's 'Wifey' right there. You breast-feed like this:. Now who could have said that?
Heather Vandergeld : Your mother is so, like She's so Heather Vandergeld : Megan, you go! And, and some I. Kevin Copeland : [ "Brittany" takes "her" I. First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job.
Kevin Copeland : [ chasing and tackling Purse Snatcher ] Gimme that. Didn't anyone tell you that this was an all-white party, huh? Lisa : [ Sobbing ] You bitch, that's so terrible!
Latrell Spencer : Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair. Latrell Spencer : Oh, the deception. All this for just a handbag? Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter! Megan Vandergeld : [ arrogantly ] Your mother shops at Saks. You need professional help. It's Prada! Marcus Copeland : [ as Tiffany Wilson ] I'm sorry, but um Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office.
Marcus Copeland : Look, King Kong. They're new. Section Chief Elliott Gordon : Oh, yeah. Look, all we gotta do is--is--is Marcus Copeland : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Kevin Copeland : [ as Brittany Wilson ]. Kevin Copeland : Forget him, Marcus. Agent Jake Harper : [ nods nervously ] Yes, sir. Marcus CopelandKevin Copeland : Yes. Agent Jake Harper : No! Sir, no, no, there's Issue them keys. Kevin Copeland : This one goes with your skin tone. Man, you deceived me.
Marcus Copeland : [ indignantly ]. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Excuse me.
Kevin Copeland : Sorry. Marcus Copeland : What? Section Chief Elliott Gordon : You guys got some work to do?
Kevin Copeland : [ Agitated, "Brittany" grabs a pen and a sheet of paper and starts writing ] Dear Section Chief Elliott Gordon : [ appears ] Ladies, is there a problem here? Lisa : I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery. Oh, yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy. Kevin or Marcus? Marcus Copeland : A klept-ho-maniac! Agent Jake Harper : No, no, no, d-d-don't have a-a-a B. Kevin Copeland : I wanna speak to your supervisor! I just lost my wife and my job because of you. Someone get this jiggaboo away from me. Kevin Copeland : It's not "just" a handbag.
Heather Vandergeld : Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. It's about you.
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Agent Jake Harper : Hi. I, I, um I need a credit card, please. It's mother time, OK? Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear!
You want to talk about mothers? Marcus Copeland : [ as Tiffany Wilson ] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You wanna talk about mothers! Agent Jake Harper : What are you laughing at, ''Denzel''? So don't tell me about "we" no more, all right? Oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Heather Vandergeld : Well, yeah?
Lisa : [ Sobbing ] OK! Agent Vincent Gomez : So, who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing? Marcus Copeland : [ to Harper ] V. Learn your acronyms, okay? Time to totally kick ass! You come up with some stupid idea and I'm dumb enough to go along with it. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow Kevin Copeland : I'm gonna have a B.
Marcus Copeland : Oh, my God She's gonna have a bitch fit! Lisa : Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean.